I’m so fascinated by the Fake IPL Player blog that I thought I should compile a list of all the nicknames used by Mr. FIP to describe all the players, teams and team owners. So here goes:

Teams:

Bevdaa team – Royal Challengers Bangalore (visit website)

Bubblies – Kings XI Punjab (visit website)

Desis – Mumbai Indians (visit website)

Dhakkans – Deccan Chargers (visit website)

Dildo’s team – Kolkata Knight Riders (visit website)

Dilwales – Delhi Daredevils (visit website)

Rajputs – Rajasthan Royals (visit website)

Players and officials:

Aila – Sachin Tendulkar (due to his tendency to exclaim “aila”)

Akram Azam – Kamran Khan

Appam Chutiya – S Sreesanth (“Appam” is a type of food in South Indian cuisine. “Chutiya” loosely means ‘pussy’, and implies someone who’s a fool)

Arnold Power – Ramesh Powar (due to his overweight body)

Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad (because he’s from Baroda)

Bangla Tiger – Mashrafe Mortaza (because he’s from Bangladesh)

Bubbly – Preity Zinta (Kings XI Punjab team co-owner. She was part of the “Oye bubbly” Pepsi commercial. Bubbly also describes her personality)

Bevdaa – Jesse Ryder (“Bevdaa” means ‘heavy drinker’. Probably Ryder is one)

Bhookha Naan – John Buchanan (“Bhookha” is hungry, and “Naan” is a type of Indian bread)

Big Brother – Raj Kundra (Shilpa’s fiance)

Big Mac – Matthew Hayden

Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty (elder sister of Shamita, fiancee of Raj Kundra)

Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya (CEO of KKR)

Bubaan – Arindam Ghosh

BubLee – Brett Lee

Buddhiman Baba – Wriddhiman Saha

Bunty – Ness Wadia (Kings XI Punjab co-owner, Preity’s ex-boyfriend)

Calypso King – Chris Gayle (he’s from the West Indies)

Candy Nickle – Andy Bichel

Castro – Fidel Edwards (inspired from Fidel Castro)

Chatterjee Kaku – Old guy from the Nokia ad who says at the end “iss bar tum bhi jeetoge”

Chhota Chetan – Cheteshwar Pujara

Chikna Pussy – David Hussey (“Chikna” is slang for a white person)

Chinnu Popli – Shreevats Goswami

Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh

Chirkut Teli – Virat Kohli

Cool Dude – MS Dhoni

Deeghra Patan – Irfan Pathan

Deewar – Rahul Dravid (“Deewar” means ‘wall’, which is Rahul’s long-time nickname)

Durbaan of Patiala – Tom Moody

Emerald Pearl – Angelo Mathews

Ganji Hanger – Sanjay Bangar

Ghati Baba – Rohit Sharma

Gilli Danda – Ashok Dinda

Hanky Panky – Danny Morrison

Hawai Chappal – Greg Chappell (“Hawai Chappal” is a type of slipper, and rhymes with his surname)

John Wrong – John Wright

Joker commentator – Chang (Nepali guy who was an Indian Idol host)

Junta Tormentor – Ajantha Mendis

Kaan Moolo – Ajit Agarkar (“Kaan” means ‘ear’, in reference to Agarkar’s big ears. “Moolo” means ‘to twist’)

Kameez Pajama – Rameez Raja

Kishen Kanhaiyya commentator – Ravi Shastri (infamous for his womanizing ways)

Lady Jaya – Mahela Jayawardene (because “Mahela” means ‘lady’ in Hindi)

Little John – Ishant Sharma

Little Monster – Sachin Tendulkar (rip-off from his old nickname, the Little Master)

Little Sister – Shamita Shetty (Shilpa’s younger sister)

Lord Almighty/Lordie – Sourav Ganguly (because every cricketer looks up to him in his home state)

Mangal Pandey – Laxmi Ratan Shukla (because he’s always ready to rebel. Mangal Pandey was an Indian freedom fighter)

Mira Bhai – Harbhajan Singh

Mr. Batlivala – Dr. Vijay Mallya (Royal Challengers Bangalore owner, and owner of United Breweries. Royal Challenge is also an Indian brand of whisky)

Panty Curry – Robin Uthappa

Pedophile Priest – Adam Gilchrist

Peter-Ka-Beta – Kevin Pietersen (“Beta” means ‘son’. Loose Hindi translation of Peter-son)

Phoren Babas – Support staff of KKR, including John Buchanan and Andy Bichel

Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh (because “Yuvraj” means ‘crown prince’ in Hindi)

Pussy – David Hussey

RDB – Ranadeb Bose (RDB is also used to refer to “Rang De Basanti”, a popular Hindi film)

Re-Peter – Kevin Pietersen

RVR Sing/Pamela Inder Singh – VRV Singh (“Pamela” because of his bulging chest, which to FIP looks like breasts)

Saala Slimeball – Lalit Modi (IPL Commissioner)

Sandy Baddy Babe – Mandira Bedi (commentator)

Shakespeare – Akash Chopra

Sheeghra Patan – Yusuf Pathan

Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne (“Sheikh” because he’s a champion spinner)

Sparrow/Parrot – Glenn McGrath (because his old nickname is ‘Pigeon’)

Springbok – Morne Van Wyk

Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting

Style Bhai spinner – Murali Karthik

Vakil Saab – Kumara Sangakkara (because he’s a qualified laywer. “Vakil” means ‘lawyer’ in Hindi)

Very Very Special friend Ram – VVS Laxman (his old nickname is Very Very Special Laxman)

Vinnie Dildo/Badshah Dildo – Shah Rukh Khan (KKR team owner and a megalomaniac. Often referred to as the “Badshah of Bollywood”)